REGRETS ONLY

By Paul RUDNICK

June 12 - 21, 2026

This comedy of Manhattan manners explores the latest topics in marriage, friendships and squandered riches. The setting: a Park Avenue penthouse. The players: a powerhouse attorney, his deliriously social wife and their closest friend, one of the world's most staggeringly successful fashion designers. Add a daughter's engagement, a garbage bag clad Grandmother of the bride, some fancy gowns, the president of the United States, the wacky maid, and stir. REGRETS ONLY is a comic romp from the author of I HATE HAMLET, JEFFREY and IN AND OUT. 

”Hilariously witty…Rudnick's script is ripe with jokes at the expense of the upper class—taking pokes at plastic surgery, designer fashion and charity functions.“ —Show Business Weekly.

”A devastatingly accurate political and social satire.“ —Backstage.